Because, you see, I am a huge nerd.

H/T Lance, who really needs to start the blog he keeps threatening to start.

Courtesy of some Weapons Co. boys (The Inconvenience was 2/3, these fellas are 2/2) and hat-tip DaddyGod:

Merry Christmas, gentlemen. Stay safe.

What an utter badass.

I’m not sure where The Inconvenience snagged this, but:

I can’t stop watching it. It’s so good, it almost makes me like Alexander Hamilton.

(Props to The Sister for recognizing Lin-Manuel Miranda from the season opener of House.)

Glocked off Barnett.

It’s making the rounds, but:

Note the careful cropping of the video to hide the fact the man with the AR-15… WAS BLACK. Right before the discussion about racial motivation and white people with guns strapped to their waists/legs.

…WTF?

From the guy who brought us Hey There Khalilah:

I think I have a crush.

(Yeah, yeah, another one from Uncle.)

Since I don’t really feel like I have a dog in the ‘08 fight, I’m honestly trying to stay away from both pro-candidate-X propaganda and anti-candidate-Y attack stuff.

That said, every once in a while I come across something that either bugs or inspires me enough to Go There – especially when it’s straight from the horse’s mouth. Thus, what the hell, Barack:

Kudos to the reporter for “…This SWEETIE…” in the follow-up.

Here’s a thought: Can we get a candidate who doesn’t say disrespectful things to women? Bueller? Bueller? Anybody?

If not, watch it. Twice.

No words. The good news: The cop is on unpaid administrative leave, and things do not look so good for him. His Chief is not backing him up.

Enjoy working at McDonald’s, if they’ll have you, asshole.