The Broncos were defeated by the Raiders today.

Let that sink in, if you will.

To my very favorite team in all of sports: STOP PLAYING LIKE A BUNCH OF TWO-BIT LOSERS! I hope John Elway goes on over to Invesco and whips your collective ass.

It doesn’t really matter much in our household, because Mike was too chicken to even bet me this year. Yeah, BURN ON THE RAIDERS. At least I can go to sleep tonight knowing I’m the better fan.