Some of the episodes begin with a disclaimer, which–I shit you not–says:

“These early Sesame Street episodes are intended for grown-ups and may not suit the needs of today’s pre-school child.”

Y’all have any idea how terrifying it is to be raising a kid in a world where that’s true? Ugh.

For what it’s worth, the Girl Child finds the Old School episodes wildly entertaining (she’s a big Cookie Monster fan). She’s presently chilling on the couch watching an episode from 1975, eating bacon.