Dear Pope Gregory XIII,
I believe your calendar ate my Wednesday.
Verily, yesterday was Tuesday, and suddenly it is Thursday.
I’m also afraid I can’t really recall the occurrence of Monday prior.
Please cease your shenanigans immediately.
No love,
Me




Dear Me,
Thank You for your email. However I regret to inform you its not my fault. Please feel free to call tech support at the following number and I’m sure they’ll resolve the issue swiftly. 1-800-NOT-LIKELY
Thank You and Have a blessed day.
Sincerely,
Pope Gregory XIII
*couldn’t resist*
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